I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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