I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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