Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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