Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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