Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My cat gives me a boner
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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