He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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