HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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