Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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