i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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