My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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