Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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