My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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