All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
