so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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