i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
