how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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