Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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