we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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