So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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