he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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