that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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