but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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