Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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