I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
4 words: hood of his car
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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