we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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