Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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