After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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