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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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