I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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