just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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