so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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