S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Pants are for mortals
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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