When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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