Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
