She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
so much tequila, so little girl.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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