I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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