real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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