Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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