i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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