I can text with my tongue
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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