bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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