I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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