so that wasnt chicken after all
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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