Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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