Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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