I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ok first of all what the fuck
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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