you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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