Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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