u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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