Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The air was thick with penises
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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