what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
