you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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